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The World's Worst Tinder User

I joined Tinder last week for a Carroll √ľnd Klinger piece, and it turned into something I didn’t expect. Of course, I should’ve expected it: I was attempting to be a woman on the internet.

Anyways, I think it turned out great. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard while screwing around on the web.

Check it out! Share it! Please!



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    Rounding up some sticks.

    Rounding up some sticks.



    Shoe stores at Franklin Mills

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    loladelphia:

    Hello, readers of LOLadelphia. I have a question for you. What is more absurd: the fact that Franklin Mills has 22 places that prominently sell shoes, or the fact that I went to Franklin Mills and counted (and took pictures of) those 22 places that prominently sell shoes?

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    Happy opening day.

    Happy opening day.



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    Emoji in calendar events? Game changer.

    Emoji in calendar events? Game changer.



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    Acceptance Letter

    I was recently accepted into a prestigious world power organization. I’m going to say yes. Thanks for all of your prayers & blessings!



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    screenshotsofdespair:

vis www.twitter.com/e_n_n_a_s_r

    screenshotsofdespair:

    vis www.twitter.com/e_n_n_a_s_r



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    Suicides

    I wrote a short story called “Suicides” that’s now live at The Citron Review.



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    Who wants some beer beans?

    Who wants some beer beans?



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    Happy birthday to mah pup.

    Happy birthday to mah pup.